"Gah, I wish I could just be a stay-at-home-wife forever. This working thing just isn't for me."
To my coworkers: "Can we seriously just make this happy hour a happy HOUR, not happy hourS?"
"All I want for my birthday is to sleep in and stay in my pajamas all day."
While at a rehearsal dinner as everyone heads to the floor to do some new dance to some new rap song: "You know you're old when you're dance moves end at the Cupid Shuffle."
Before Christmas dinner: "Where's the Gaviscon?"
"Where DID the time go??" (seriously... such an old person saying!)
When talking to a friend about some MTV show: "Seriously, I don't think I've turned on MTV in 5 years. I think my TV is permanently stuck on HGTV."
Anybody to me: "What did you do this weekend?" ME: "Nothing and it was absolutley fabulous."
And my personal favorite.....
Almost weekly to Brett: "Guess who else I found out in pregnant today??"
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